Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Tip: Vegemite is Best Spread Thinly on Toast, or Eaten in Spoonfuls

I awoke this morning to the melodious squawking of about thirty wild cockatoos outside of my bedroom window, and the grinding rumble of the garage door as Mr. Ward left for work. I had slept for eight solid hours, which is spectacular for me because I generally wake up on average about four times a night. I felt ALIVE. But enormously hungry. I opened the fridge and found three jars of vegemite and several types of conserves, along with a nice loaf of bread. So I made toast with vegemite, toast with lime marmalade, and toast with strawberry conserves. The vegemite was good when spread extremely thin, the lime marmalade was actually/surprisingly excellent, and the strawberry jam was...well, it was kind of just jam. But it tasted better because I was in Australia! I also ate a banana. But you don't care about that, do you? No, you don't.
Anyways. I spoke to Sara a little while, and then Mrs. Ward came in and talked with me for a bit and explained that the house was so cold because nobody really has heating in Australia and they rarely turned theirs on. She also said that Mr. Ward had taken his car that morning because he was angry at Jono for not cleaning the shopping car, and so Jono and I couldn't go bike riding because the other cars don't carry bikes. Naturally, I was devastated (just kidding, we were going to have to bike up a mountain) and so I went to Jono's little separated house/room to wake him up. Which was funny because he was still very tired.
He got up and we had some leftover Pide (my second breakfast!) and he told Brad how we couldn't go bike riding. We all decided to go see Bruno together, which is funny because the last movie I saw with Jono was Borat. Jono and I both showered, Jono cleaned the car, and then we set off for the Gordon train station.
My first train ride was spectacular, although I imagine it wouldn't have been nearly as exciting if I had been in America. Jono purchased black pepper chips for me to try (they were covered in little lime salt crystals!) and then we rode the train to Town Hall, the station at pretty much the center of Sydney. Brad met us up at a station on the way.
We went to the theatre (tickets were $15 AUS for students!!!) and I bought little Cadbury chocolates for quality movie snacking. The movie was hilarious, but horrifying, and a completely enjoyable experience. We then explored the city a bit and went shopping. I bought a pair of very inexpensive but very popular shoes, and they're comfy and feel like your foot is being carressed by a pad of air. I love them; they're from the Rayben company.
We went to Queen Victoria Building (QVB) to check out the shops and try to find some food. Jono had gotten a little hungry. The thing about the QVB is, however, that it's directed toward the very rich. Food was ridiculous there. Although I did find some nice Aboriginal artwork for a relatively moderate price. It's a piece of sliced polished agate stone, hand-painted by Aborigines, depicting a nice little scene involving a very black didgeridoo and two very black figures. It's very pretty. I also got a little rock hand painted with a kangaroo on it. Very classy.
I got sushi at a cute little shop on the way to this fried chicken place. I had it with some tropical juice, and it was the most delicious lunch ever. It was brown rice and raw salmon with avocado. The avocado was literally perfect.
We then rushed to catch the train back to North Sydney, and by that time it was colder outside. It was drizzling a bit, and the wind had picked up. Not to mention that it was six o'clock and since it's winter here, it's dark already by then.
Jono and I went home quickly, and then he took me up to the University of New South Wales to see what he does at the community theatre there. He's playing main trumpet for a production there. I sat for about an hour and watched him play. The production was, unfortunately, mediocre. And my chair was very uncomfortable. My butt was very sore by the time the Wards came and picked me up. We went out to a good Asian restaurant that I think was called White Lotus Restaurant. Maybe I'm just imagining that name because of Avatar, but I know Lotus was in the name somewhere! It was really good. It was just the four of us: Mr. Ward, Mrs. Ward, Sara, and I. Sara broke the news that she's going to be on television tomorrow for the morning show, modeling clothing that her friend's sister designs. I probably won't be awake when she's on, though.
Well, that's pretty much what went on today. Tomorrow is going to be exciting. We've got lots of ideas of what to do. We're probably going to go to The Rocks on Sunday to check out the market and maybe get some pancakes. I'm apparently participating in what Jono's parents called a "Pub Crawl" later this week with Jono and his friends. Since I'm eighteen I'm legally allowed to go into bars and such, so the point of the evening is to go to a lot of bars/pubs in a row and you're supposed to be crawling by the end of the evening, and if you're not, you haven't been to enough places. It's weird because I've been in plenty of places to order alcohol but I've literally had none so far. Not even at Jono's house, and he has beer with dinner. Australians drink a lot. Like...a lot.
Oh, and Jono is setting up a temporary phone for me tomorrow probably so that I can stay in contact with his family while I'm here. So nice!
Jono will be home in about half an hour, and then he and I are going to watch the Tour de France together with popcorn (hopefully, unless I get too tired). That's gonna be fun.

I'm sooooo super happy I'm here. I love everything about this place. Except when I get freaked out while we're driving on the left hand side of the road.

New blog post soon!!

Love,
Janet

Monday, July 6, 2009

The First Three But Technically Two Days





SECOND POST!
I'm so glad to finally be here. Everything is way too exciting, though. Like, the grass is even exciting here. Australia is way more amazing than I imagined. Which sounds corny and dumb. Shut up.
Well, things started out rough, and got rougher. Family, you were here for the first part. LITTLE DID YOU KNOW that your favorite Janet would be suffering from many deeper horrors in the future.
Problems:
1. Got in line, went through line, discovered I didn't actually have my boarding pass.
2.Found out I don't have a Visa to actually get into the country.
3. Found out my flight was overbooked and that I would have to fly to Canada and deal with customs there. Alone. I'm still a child!!!! Sort of.
4. I sat all alone on the way to Ontario. And they made you pay for food.
5. As soon as I got to Ontario, my flight was BOARDING to Vancouver. And I was lost. I literally had to sprint around the airport carrying 2 weeks of luggage with me. I made it just in time. I was last in line.
6. I found out my Visa credit card doesn't work internationally when I was trying to buy Jono a present!! YAY AMERICA!
7. I spilled water all over the men I was sitting between on the way to Australia from Vancouver. ONE OF THEM LOOKED LIKE THE MUMMY MAN!! IT WAS SCARY!! The other one was wearing a "World's Best Parent" baseball cap, though, so I wasn't as intimidate.
8. One of the syrup bottles that I purchased for Jono LEAKED ALL OVER THE OTHER ONE AND THE BAG AND THE THINGS I HAD IN THE BAG AND EVERYTHING WAS STICKKKYYYYYY.
9. I dropped my jam and bread and got jam on everything and the mummy man laughed at me.
10. I DIDN'T SLEEP!! I still haven't slept, actually! Jono is making me stay awake. He's a sick horrible person.
11. I just remembered one of the flight attendants was SO ANNOYING I occupied myself for about 2 hours thinking of creative ways to kill her. I'm not going to rant about this one. I moved on.
12. I can list my problems, and make it to the double digits.
13. I got stopped at Toronto customs for ACNE MEDICATION. You know, those little Clean&Clear blackhead eraser pads. That's right. The man at customs was going to confiscate them because he couldn't read the bottle to see that they weren't like...C4 paper. (They mentioned that kind of paper in chapter 3 of Hannibal!!)

Alright. Those were my problems.
Good things?

I watched: 17 Again, I Love You Man, Dragonball Z, Hannah Montana, He's Just Not That Into You, Coraline, 30 Rock, Merci Dieu, etc.
P.S. Stephanie my new husband played Goku. Look him up.

Mommy, you'll be happy to know that I had a lovely conversation with a couple from Paris...in French, of course. We were lamenting over the confusion of airports. That coupled with the fact that I was watching French programming throughout the plane ride and the broadcasts for Air Canada are done in french......well, you get the picture. BE PROUD OF ME.

As soon as I got off the plane in Sydney, I complained nonstop until I got into the shower. And then I went around and visited schools, beaches, restaurants, shopping districts, Akuna Bay, etc. Basically Jono was a sadistic slave driver. And made me walk a mile without shoes.

Okay, maybe I just forgot my shoes. Whatever. I'm tired. I haven't slept in...a very....long time. I just had really good chocolate. From Germany, in Australia, WITH A SPANISH NAME....AND I AM AMERICAN!!! That's four. I'm so cosmopolitan. Hah.

Alright, more explanations to go with pictures that I will put up later.

LOVE YOU ALL!
NEW POST SOON!

Love,
Janet

Friday, July 3, 2009

Prepartum Depression

Alright, so I'm leaving for Australia. In two days. Oh mai gah, I'm so excited. Actually, I've been excited for days. Weeks. Months. I've been excited since Jono and I came up with the idea. More excited when I bought the ticket in January. I think I'm growing ulcers from overexcitement. I hope I don't pass out on the plane.
Oh no. The plane ride. That's going to be horrible. As in 25 hours of Hannibal the Cannibal, Chewy bars, 3OH!3, Howl's Moving Castle, and attempted feverish sleep. And experimenting with my new camera. Maybe I'll make friends with the people next to me. Hopefully I don't drool on his or her arm this time. (That was embarrassing...).
I'm worried because I don't know what to bring Jono's family. Jono said maple syrup but for sommmme reason I'm not sure if he asked his parents. I feel like they actually might have maple syrup in Australia, too. And they don't make little bottles so it might be hard to transport across the Pacific. You know how security has been since 9/11. Well anyways, I'll try my best.
Alright, now to explain the title of this entry.
I get really depressed and hungry before I travel. Every time. The whole entire week before I leave, I start eating and eating, and being tired, and wanting to be left ALONE or left to sleep or left to fester and waste away in my bed. And by waste away I mean BALLOON and gain about three thousand pounds. I don't know why. I can't explain it. But I deal. I've asked Danny to tell me to stop eating if I start getting out the can opener and eating things straight out of the can like a couple weeks ago. So far he's been pretty good about it. I haven't had seven servings of corn or unflavored tuna yet.
Just bought the last of the stuff I need today. I GOT A NEW CAMERA!! It's my favorite color: hoorah! And I got a passport/money/ID/ticket carrier and skin stuff and other stuff. Shopping was decent today. And the lady at the bank was nice to me. I don't like the girls that work at the Origins outlet at Dillard's. They're much nicer at the store by Lush.

Alright. I'm going to end this now. I don't have anything profound to say.
I'll miss everyone!!

Happy Independence Day tomorrow!!

Love,
Janet